Tuesday, September 16, 2008

I'll be in my room. Crying.

Thanks for taking the time to write, Earlene.

You seem like a pretty cool person. I am glad that someone out there appreciates Sunkist, which is indubitably better than other orange soda brands.

Unfortunately, after reviewing your pictures,  I have come to the definite conclusion that, (as I don't drink) I am not attracted to you. At all.

I am sure the right guy is out there for you. It's just not me.

Don't worry, I'm boring anyway.

Best of luck,
Maax (two a's, not two x's...)
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3 comments:

  1. AndreeaSeptember 17, 2008 at 5:27 AM

    girl screw maax. never trust someone with 2 repeating vowels in their name. except for me! hahaha. keep on keepin on with bradney. i know him personally and he is almost as desperate as you!!

    - andreea

    PS- actually, if you are into black guys, i met this guy last night at a bar. his name was RJ. i will give him your facebook!!!

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 17, 2008 at 9:16 AM

    ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  3. UnknownSeptember 17, 2008 at 9:17 AM

    Oh, that Anonymous uncontrollable laughter was mine. I didn't realize I wasn't signed in.

    Better luck next time, E!

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