It's a many SPELNDORED THIING

11/21/08

TO: Earlene (Earleney@gmail.com)

FROM: Carl (Redacted)

SUBJECT: Just a little something to brighten your day....

E,

I saw this and thought of you.....

Yours truly,

Carl

Siiiiiiiigh. Isn't Carl sweet? He is the perfect boyfriend. I miss him so much. Even though I have only met him once. I also really want to kiss him. Even though that is against his religion. 

Here is something I have been grappling with:

Carl doesn't kiss, right? And he definitely doesn't do other things, right? But after our date, he gave me a firm handshake, right? So, technically, in Carl-terms, I've gotten to like, third base, right?

I must develop a Carl Baseball Metaphor Scale ASAP.

Industriously,

Earlene