t-1 day!

I am THREE FOLLOWERS AWAY from kidnapping Bradney for Valentines Day and having Cousin Ish video tape it. JUST THREE!!!!!!!!!!

Come on guys. Spare me from spending tomorrow night seeing "He's Just Not That Into You" with my mother, who will probably sneak some butterscotch schnapps into the theater and proceed to yell encouraging things to the characters on-screen, such as "Forget about him, sister!" and "Don't LISTEN to his lies!"

Shudder.

And now, a haiku:

A Haiku

"Earlene's Modern Life"

Would make an awesome movie

In Claymation.

But then whose voice would they use for Earlene?

Meta-lly,

E. Watts