Online Tests are not great for my self-esteem.

I was bored this evening so I took a bunch of online quizzes, mainly to see if I was "Datable? Or Not?". (Result: I need to work on loving myself before a man can love me. This can be achieved by picking up a hobby such as croquet or flower arranging.)

But then the "Dateable? Or Not?" test had a link to The Ultimate Purity Test. At first I got a score of 96% sexually pure, 4% sexually corrupt, but that's because I misread a question as "Have you ever been messaged by a member of the opposite sex" when it was actually "Have you ever been massaged by a member of the opposite sex." So my actual score is 97% percent sexually pure.

Disconcertingly, The Ultimate Purity Test also provided the (in my mind superfluous) additional statistic of my "Weirdness Factor, (AKA Uniqueness Factor)", based on a comparison of my test results with 1,219,387 other people's results.  My "Weirdness Factor AKA Uniqueness" factor was 36%. I have no idea what that means.

Then I tried to take a test called "Purity Test for People With Large Vocabularies", but I didn't know any of the words, so I settled for the "The Dr.Seuss Purity Test". (No, I have not done it with a goat. Ditto on a boat.)

The last test I took was "Is Soda Making You Unhealthy?"

Yes, it is.