My mom made an appointment for me to see a Career Counselor. The career counselor said to make up a list of career goals. I told her i didn't have any. She told me to write down the things I wanted to be when I grew up, and that she would help me develop those interests into a fulfilling career path.
FIVE THINGS I WANTED TO BE WHEN I GREW UP
1. A ballerina, because the arches of my feet have abnormal hypersupination, meaning i wouldn't even need pointe shoes.
2. An aquanaut
3. The President of the United States (this one i'm actually still considering.)
4. Mrs.Guggandler my next door neighbor from when I was seven until I was thirteen but only before she tripped on the stairs going up to her porch and hit her head on the birdfeeder.
5. An ear, nose and throat doctor so i could self-diagnose better.
So yeah, I'll be very interested to see what this Career Counselor comes up with for me.
Skeptically,
Earlene
5 comments:
Early,
I found you a job!
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/836109998.html
Early,
I just saw the last comment. Although it may be a bit tawdry and well, let's face it- slutty- I say go for it! Why not capitalize on the national obsession with Sarah Palin and your good looks?
Best,
Nat
Also, soft core porn is where the money is at. Trust me, I live in the Valley. You know so much about the Internet, how to post videos, etc. I say, sex up this blog and make your money that way!!
I think you should sex-up your resume.
How did it go?
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