Thanksgiving is a completely immoral Holiday. It's all about celebrating togetherness, and being thankful for what we have, while completely ignoring the fact that MILLIONS suffered a terrible fate so that we can eat our Thanksgiving meals all across America.
That's right, I'm talking about TURKEYS.
The Turkey is a noble and magnificent creature. Here are some facts about TURKEYS:
- The top of its beak is called a SNOOD
- Large domesticated turkeys are unable to fly. Because they are so fat because people want to EAT them.
- Benjamin Franklin thought a Turkey should be our Nation's symbol instead of an eagle, because a turkey is COURAGEOUS.
- The Turkey makes a cuddly and loyal pet: Tad Lincoln kept one in the White House while his dad was president.
The way Turkeys are treated in this country in this day and age is SHAMEFUL.
So, please, readers, before you bite into your turkey this Thanksgiving, remember THIS image:
Be a good American, and have some Kung Pao Chicken instead!!!!
Emphatically,
Earlene Watts
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