TO: Earlene (Earleney@gmail.com)
FROM: Carl (Redacted)
SUBJECT: Just a little something to brighten your day....
E,
I saw this and thought of you.....
Yours truly,
Carl
Siiiiiiiigh. Isn't Carl sweet? He is the perfect boyfriend. I miss him so much. Even though I have only met him once. I also really want to kiss him. Even though that is against his religion.
Here is something I have been grappling with:
Carl doesn't kiss, right? And he definitely doesn't do other things, right? But after our date, he gave me a firm handshake, right? So, technically, in Carl-terms, I've gotten to like, third base, right?
I must develop a Carl Baseball Metaphor Scale ASAP.
Industriously,
Earlene
2 comments:
grand slam. first meaning.
A part of me wants to say "that's so sweet" but another part is still trying to figure out how that eye in the middle works.
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