Another Beautiful Senryū

I hate the name "Charles"

And the loser who likes me

Of course is named Charles.

I hate any first name that ends in "s", it's so annoying, like Charles is the plural of a Charle and I don't know what a Charle is but I certainly don't trust it and of course I know it comes from Charlemagne but "Song of Roland: The Game" is like, the WORST video game ever.

Here is how I met Charle[s]:

There is this coffee shop I go to sometimes when my mom forces me to go out on a run but I really don't feel like running so I just stuff my PSP into my sports bra and I run down the street and my mom usually watches from the window so I don't stop until I turn the corner and then I just walk to the coffee shop and have a mocha frappuchino and a donut or something and play PSP. And then after a sufficient period of time has passed I will walk back home, but I before walking into the house I will douse myself with the hose out back and so when I walk into the house and fake pant a lot my mom will look all self-satisfied like she actually made me excersise.

ANYWAY.

Charle[s] works at the coffee shop and once he come over and looked over my shoulder was all

"Chain of Olympus?"

And I looked up and him and was all:

"duh."

Like, HELLO? DUH?! OBVIOUSLY I AM PLAYING CHAIN OF OLYMPUS, like, what did he think I would say? "Oh, it's funny, this has all the same GRAPHICS of Chain of Olympus: War of the Mortals, but it's actually HELLO KITTY."

And since then he ALWAYS comes over and like, wants to talk about video games but he actually does not know as much about video games as he THINKS he knows because he obviously does not spend as much time on the blogosphere as I do. 

And then the last time I was there, when he handed me my mochachino he also handed me a napkin and it said "You're non-traditional. I like that. I may be developing a crush..."

what??????????????????????

There is NOTHING non-traditional about me!!!!!!!

Stupid Charle[s].