It was at my Cousin Ish's bat mitzvah. I was really annoyed about having to go because I usually hate Bat Mitzvah's because they remind me of my own Bar Mitzvah and we all know how that ended. But mom made me go because she said Ish would be so upset if I didn't go and that it would ruin his entire day (a patent lie. I don't think Ish really likes me. Last time we went to my Aunt's house for dinner he had a friend over and they kept throwing little pieces of bread at me. At least I'm pretty sure it was them. Though I guess it could have been Grandma. She doesn't like me.)
Anyway, so I got dragged to Ish's Bar Mitzvah, where I was so bored and pissed that Ish didn't even mess up.
But then, at the after party, when I was listening to my Great Aunt talk about her colonoscopy, I SAW HIM.
He was playing that stupid game that DJs always make you play, where the guys go to one side of the room and the girls have to sit on their laps for no apparent reason. His smile lit up the whole room. I fell in love instantly. I stole Grandmas' camera and took a few surreptitious shots of him. I'm posting the best one.
I found out from Ish's friend (after paying him $10 :-( :-( :-() that his name is Bradney and he is Ish's tutor and he has a model girlfriend. At first I was disappointed to hear that his girlfriend was a model, but then I realized that she probably has a really bad personality, and Bradney seems deep, so I know I still have a chance.
Now I just have to figure out how to contact him without seemning creepy!!! IDEAS?
Bradney is standing towards the right. (he is black.)
Keep on Living The Dream,
Earlene
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