Best. Invention. Ever.

Sometimes I get really sad about the fact that I dont have a boyfriend, and I admit I can become somewhat obsessive about all the things I'm missing out on. Things that only couples can do. Things that, yes, in theory, you can do it alone, but, it's really not the same without a guy.

Par Example:

A) when you're single, you can't have fun matching costumes for halloween.  like i always thought it would be soooo cute to go to a halloween party with my boyfriend dressed as ketchup and mustard. but this isn't really doable when you're single, because then you're just at a party dressed like mustard. 

B) also, a fantasy of mine is to ride through central park on a tandem bicycle, wearing a flowy white dress and a ribbon in my hair, while my boyfriend whistles that Daisy song, the one that talks about looking sweet on a bicycle built for two. but, if you've ever tried riding a tandem bicycle by yourself, you know that those things are REALLY hard to steer wtihout someone else riding with you.

C) perhaps the best part of having a boyfriend is having the privilege of gently drifting to sleep in his strong, muscular, Curve for Men scented arms.

yes, those are truly the things that dreams are made of, but alas, merely the stuff of dreams for a single gal like me.

UNTIL!!!!!

(drumroll)

Ladies and Gentleman, the MANPILLOW!!! Designed for the single girl in need of some manly comfort! No more nights not knowing what it feels like to have a 

man's protective arms around me. And it's only $80!!! 

I'm definitely gonna look for one on ebay.

So long, nights of loneliness. Hellooooooo, ManPillow!