Asks LusciousLizzie......the asnwer is yes, i HAVE considered lesbianism. But CONSIDERING lesbianism is different from deciding you actually are a lesbian.
Here is how i considered lesbianism:
1. got really sick of having no luck with guys, so i started to wonder if maybe girls would be nicer.
2. remembered that girls my age are usually bitches.
3.considered the possibility of beign sexually attracted to older lesbian types, a la Lily Tomlin.
4. Conceed that yes, maybe this is a possibility.
5. remembered that 7th grade math teacher had a "roommate", and really short hair. also coached the middle school softball team.
6. emailed said teacher and asked if i could ask her some questions about being a sister of sappho.
7.teacher emailed me back and referred me to a guidance counselor instead.
8.felt a little weird driving to my old middle school to meet with the guidance counselor. guidance counselor asked how long i had been having sexual feelings about women. told the guidance counselor that i was really more interested in an informational meeting...
9. after guidance counselor, tried to look for a few helpful websites on Lesbianism 101. mostly came across porn. watched said porn. was not turned on.
10. decided my feelings for lily tomlin were a one-off, and i am actually not a lesbian.
so, sorry lusiciouslizzie, i think i'll be sticking to men. still i am flattered by your interest, and always glad to answer questions from my readers! keep em coming!!!
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