7:20 am: After pulling an all nighter, I finally, FINALLY finish the rousing game of Graal Kingdom, which has been going on for about ten hours. It was touch and go for a while, and around 3:00 am I thought I had lost the game, but in the end I, of course, prevailed. EAT MY DUST, HIROKO AND SVEN!!!!!!
7:25 am: Finally shut off my laptop and close my eyes for some much deserved sleep.
12:00 pm: I've only been asleep for four and a half hours when I'm rudely woken up by my mother, who tells me lunch is ready. I scream at her for a little, but then my love of BLTs gets the best of me, and I head downstairs. After all, I should probably replenish my nutrients...I'm still feeling pretty zapped from last night.
12:45 pm: My eyes are burning from sleep deprivation, but I resist the urge to go to sleep, as I haven't checked blogs in over 18 hours, and can't permit myself to get too far behind.
2:00 pm: I break for a salami sandwich.
2:30 pm: My mother bursts into my room, again, and insists I get some excersisze. Reluctantly, I agree to go for a jog. Even though I didn't want to work out today, it actually felt pretty good, and I even got to the second song on my workout mix! (The milkshake song.)
3:00 pm: I'm still tired, and I want a nap, but 3:00 is when I groom Paul, my cat. It takes forever and is very tedious, but Paul is a little diva, and acts up if he doesn't get spa treatments.
4:00 pm: BAD SURPRISE. My aunt has dropped Ish off after school becuase he is grounded and cannot be trusted to stay home alone, and she has a hair appointment. I haaaaaaaaate Ish. My mom insists I help him on his World History homework.
4:30 pm: The tutoring session with Ish calling me a Dungeons and Dragons-Hag-Bulgy-Freak, after I screamed that he was a *bleeping MORON* when he didn't know the capital of the Mayan Empire. It was pretty dumb of him, hasn't he ever played "MAYAN KINGDOM QUEST"?
5:00 pm I feel bad about insulting Ish's low intelligence. It isn't really his fault. I once told my mom that I think Aunt Trish might have knocked back a few too many cocktails while pregnant with him, and wasn't allowed to go online for a week. Still, I think it's true, and that certainly explains a lot about poor Ish.
5:10 pm: In an attempt to cheer him up, I challenge Ish to a game of Mahjong. He mumbles a response that I couldn't really make out, but did catch the word "farts".
5:20 pm: Aunt Trish FINALLY picks Ish up. She almost accepted mom's offer of staying for dinner, til Ish kicked her in the shins. "I guess I better take him home...."
5:30 pm: FRANKS AND BEANS FOR DINNER, SCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6:00 pm: Search for Lisa Frank memorabilia on Ebay. It's gonna be priceless someday, I'm ahead of the trend.
7:00 pm: CSI:MIAMI rerun on A&E. I don't know if I've talekd about this on the blog before, but David Carouso is my celebrity crush. GOD I'd like me a piece of that....
8:00 pm: I gladly take Mom up on her offer of home-made Nachos, (made with velveeta) realizing the catch 22 too late....she'll give me the nachos if i paint her toe nails. I really have much better things to do with my time....................but I really do love nachos.
9:00 pm: WHERE DID THE DAY GO?!?! I'm exhausted and desperately desperately need sleep....but Sven and Hiroko are back online, demanding a rematch. I can't decline, my honor depends on it.
Oh well....sometimes I think I should get more sleep. But then I remember that this is my YOUTH, these are my golden years, and I don't want to waste a second of it. I can sleep when I'm 60....until then.....I'll see you in graal.
-Early
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