Cooking with Earlene!

My bad habit of eating Arby's three times a day (Lunch, Dinner, Snack) was getting expensive, and since I don't have a job yet (more on that later :-/) I decided to rely on what I think I can safely call my over-par cooking skills.

I realized that it would be really nice of me to share some of my Tipz with you guys, so you too can enjoy a delicious home cooked meal!

INGREDIENTS

A good cook can whip up a meal out of anything in their fridge. Here is what was in my fridge:

And
Meat.

STEP ONE

In a mixing bowl, mix together the ground meat products and ricotta cheese. Then put it in a pan. Place pan in the Microwave for 20 minutes. (Meaning COOK it for twenty minutes...don't just PLACE it there and expect something to happen)

STEP TWO

Take your concoction out of the microwave. 

STEP 3

There might be like, a bunch of watery stuff in the pan. Pour that out. It should look kind of like this.

STEP FOUR

Any chef knows that innovation and spontaneity is the key to a great dish. My meat/cheese thing would have been good left alone, but I decided to add something a little special.....

BACON!

STEP FIVE

Broil it until the Bacon is perfectly cooked.

 STEP SIX

ENJOY!!!!!!!!!

Warmly,

Earlene Batali