Tuesday, September 16, 2008

I'll be in my room. Crying.

Thanks for taking the time to write, Earlene.

You seem like a pretty cool person. I am glad that someone out there appreciates Sunkist, which is indubitably better than other orange soda brands.

Unfortunately, after reviewing your pictures,  I have come to the definite conclusion that, (as I don't drink) I am not attracted to you. At all.

I am sure the right guy is out there for you. It's just not me.

Don't worry, I'm boring anyway.

Best of luck,
Maax (two a's, not two x's...)

3 comments:

Andreea said...

girl screw maax. never trust someone with 2 repeating vowels in their name. except for me! hahaha. keep on keepin on with bradney. i know him personally and he is almost as desperate as you!!

- andreea

PS- actually, if you are into black guys, i met this guy last night at a bar. his name was RJ. i will give him your facebook!!!

Anonymous said...

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Unknown said...

Oh, that Anonymous uncontrollable laughter was mine. I didn't realize I wasn't signed in.

Better luck next time, E!