A HAIKU IN SYMPATHY FOR SASHA AND MALIA
The Jonas Brothers:
Such a second rate surprise.
Should have been a Dog.
A COMPLAINT
I've sent out a billion cover letters for jobs in New York, and haven't heard back from a single one. Why doesn't anyone want a girl with Beach Cleanup experience, HMMMMM?? If stupid TRESSICA can get a STUPID job as a STUPID receptionist, why can't I get hired as an investigator for the NYPD, or an architect???
A PICTURE
Pretty good, huh? I suppose I should go blonde.
Listlessly,
Early
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