I hope you guys can see that. Basically, it helps to put up really subtly suggestive statuses ("Earlene is SO MANY DATES SO LITTLE TIME") and get someone to write things on your wall to make your ex jealous ("Early did I just see you in US Weekly with two of the Jonas Brothers? MAKING OUT??").
Also, if possible, send yourself some FACEBOOK gifts so that your ex thinks someone is sending you little cutesy messages not for public consumption.
NOTE: Be sure to make the gift "From Private" or annonymous, to avoid embarrassing Newsfeed items such as this:
Be sure to add a nice and complimentary note, to further arouse your ex boyfriend's suspicions:
Finally, you're gonna wanna RSVP to as many Facebook events as possible, so as to trick your ex into thinking you have a brimming social life.
Don't have any Facebook Invitations? Not a problem. You can click on "Friend's Events", and RSVP to any event that they might have forgotten to include you on!
Helpful Hint: I don't quite understand why so many people have parties when they lose their cellphones or need your number, but these events are frequent and almost always have an open guest list.
Hope this helps!
Earlene
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