What I would say......

...if I actually WERE on Inside the Actor's Studio.

(Since so many of you asked.)

(....that basically means you, t.scroggins)

INSIDE THE ACTOR'S STUDIO QUESTIONS

1. What is your favorite word? 

 OWL

2. What is your least favorite word? 

VEGGIES

3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? 

  Anything with talking animals. Xeroxing things. Going into hotel lobbys to check to see if they have free coffee.

4. What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

 When people misuse things, like using sharpies to take detailed notes instead of using them to label boxes or sign autographs. Or when people make Neopets solely so they can have a pet and name it after their boyfriend and pick outfits for it, instead of going on a NEOPETS QUEST. Or when people take used milk cartons and put birdseed in it or something. Or when people make boats and hats out of newspaper instead of reading it. Basically anything that will make me shout at someone "THAT'S NOT WHAT IT'S FOR!!!!!"

5.What sound or noise do you love?

 The sound the spoon makes when you stick it into a huge pot of refrigerated/congealed macaroni and cheese. It's no secret that I love Mac N'Cheese, but COLD Mac'N'Cheese is the BEST, and the sucking noise the spoon makes as you dish it out is what I believe angels sound like.

6. What sound or noise do you hate?

The sound of my mother forcing herself to laugh hysterically at all the teen movies she constantly gets on NetFlix, in a (desperate.) (vain.) (fruitless.) attempt to stay young. 

(Regina George: "Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen!"

         My Mom:   AHHHHH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!)

7. What is your favorite curse word?

Penis

8. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?

British.

9. What profession would you not like to do?

Ghost hunter.

10. If heaven exists, what would you like God to say to you when you arrive at the pearly gates?

"Oh, hey Earlene. International Buffet of Italian Foods is THAT way, Zac Effron is THAT way, and here's a copy of "If I Did It, Here's How It Happened" by Lizzie Borden. Have fun. Oh---and I love your blog."

Who knows, maybe one day I will be famous enough to say all those answers on television.

What would YOU guys answer? I'm curious.

Back to my endless cover letters.....

Earlene