I HAAAAATE HER

Carl's girlfriend has a blog. A BLOG. I hate her I hate her I hate her I hate her I hate her. She's so stupid. 

Her name is Tressica.

.....HER NAME

.....IS

....TRESSICA.

THAT IS NOT A NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ugh, if you feel like going and throwing up a whole bunch, please visit www.tresstrysts.blogspot.com, and be sure to leave her a comment telling her how TERRIBLE she is. 

It's definitely time to up my game in terms of getting Carl back. Do you guys have suggestions? PLEASE? I am thinking about taking a series of provocative pictures of myself. 

I practiced a "Come Hither" look today. 

If I approached you in a bar, you'd buy me a virgin Pina Colada drink, yes?

Irresistably,

Earlene

P.S. www.tresstrysts.blogspot.com if you love reading about BITCHES.