Monday, January 26, 2009

Racing, and pacing, and plotting the course....

Please, just, don't ask me how my modeling gig went. Let's just say, as a girl who is still waiting for her first kiss, I was not about to go to third base with an entire class of Figure Drawing Students.

So you won this one, Tressica, but that doesn't prove anything. I bet more people read MY blog than hers! And I bet once I move to New York and get a job, then MY job will be cooler than hers! And I bet that once I have been working at my job long enough to get an apartment, my APARTMENT will be cooler than hers! And if she's a Sex and the City Samantha, then I'm totally a MIRANADA, and Miranda is better! And once I move out of the convent I will have a TON of boyfriends! And I'll be too busy to read her blog! But then one day I will stumble upon it, and it will say "Boo Hoo, I broke up with Carl!"! And I will be like "Wait...Carl, carl...that sounds familiar....nope, nope, can't place it."! Or, I'll be like "Yeah you DID break up with carl because I am dating him!" Or I'll be like "Oh, Zac Effron, you missed a spot." and i wont CARE!

So even if you don't know you're IN this competition, Tressica....prepare to be DOMINATED. There is just an endless list of things I can think of in which to beat you. I am very creative.

In other news:

Mark your calendars.

FEBRUARY 18th, I am moving to New York City. I

but more importantly:

FEBRUARY 14th.

I must find a date for Valentine's Day.

I am willing to be set up on a blind date, as long as he isn't looking for anything serious. (I am leaving, after all.)

Suggestions? Volunteers?
Under Pressure,
Earlene


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